You know those envelopes full of coupons you sometimes get in the mail? Well, today I opened one hoping and praying for $0.50 off my next purchase at Wal-Mart. Instead of finding great deals inside, I found the photos of four missing children printed on the inside of the envelope. Printed on the inside. Where no one looks. Guess what was printed on the outside? Ads for Pizza Pizza, Sears, Lenscrafters and Canadian Living.

It really goes to show what gets priority these days. Fuck missing people. BUY PIZZA.