You know those envelopes full of coupons you sometimes get in the mail? Well, today I opened one hoping and praying for $0.50 off my next purchase at Wal-Mart. Instead of finding great deals inside, I found the photos of four missing children printed on the inside of the envelope. Printed on the inside. Where no one looks. Guess what was printed on the outside? Ads for Pizza Pizza, Sears, Lenscrafters and Canadian Living.

It really goes to show what gets priority these days. Fuck missing people. BUY PIZZA.

We finally got a decent snowfall! And with a decent snowfall, comes the return of the WINTER HAIKU! So without further ado...


Taste of purity
Cleanliness falls on my tongue
Sparkling snowflakes

Crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch
Wet boots beat out a pattern
A trail in the snow

Breath rises and swirls
Colliding with tiny flakes
An intricate dance

I love Winter!

So I have an appointment with an allergist on Friday, so I can be told what I already know: I'm deathly allergic to mangos and anything related to them. Know what the fucker wants to do to me? SLATHER me in mango to determine what kind of (if any) skin reaction I have. BAH.

So I'm allergic to mangos, pistacios, and cashews. Like, go to the hospital because I can't breathe allergic. Having a sudden food allergy is strange for me. It limits me in a way I'm not used to. Granted, I'm not allergic to peanuts or wheat, which I'm very thankful for, but it's still an annoyance. Oh well, I never liked mangos anyways. Pistacios and cashews are so tasty though.

I really hope I never have to use my Epipen. Ugh, that thing scares the shit out of me. It's funny how I can get multiple piercings, but I'm afraid of a shot.

In other news, I got my tongue pierced. I'm put up some pictures involving my new toy, as soon as I can find my damned camera.

Also, my hayfever is acting up. Ugh.

Well dA, I'm 18. Lots has changed since I joined the site at 14. I've gone from being an angst-ridden, depressed kid to a fairly well-rounded, happy adult-type-person. For part of this transformation, dA is to thanks.

So thanks dA. Cheers to you.

Oh yeah, I got my nipple pierced. Sonofabitch.